i moved to the shotwell house a few weeks back. and as expected, it was a total fucking bitch getting all my shit out of the other place. as a reward for our labors, jesse and i treated ourselves to some crab from sun fat.
unfortunately, one of our crabs got feisty and tore the shit out of jesse’s fingers. that’s the first time i’ve ever seen a crab draw blood. it even reared up on its hind claws and started snapping at everyone. i guess this particular crab wanted to live- and that’s precisely why it tasted so good in death.





a little shake, shake, shake of the old bay…










Dude, crab is so effing good. I wish I could have some right now instead of this effing swine flu.