dear kate,
how is it that you can make something so delicious looking taste like ass? your cheddar biscuits were dry and flavorless, and i had to get a side of lemon curd to make your french toast taste like anything at all. and your potatoes? don’t get me started. they tasted like you fished them out of the garbage disposal after they’d been there for awhile. boo on you, kate’s kitchen. never again. a girl’s gotta eat, but not so badly that i’d go back to your place.
hugs and kisses,
your favorite disgruntled patron
a girl's gotta eat 